• Printed & shipped in the US

  • Designed by an actual human with the same feelings

  • Premium heavyweight cotton

This isn’t a novelty tee.
It’s soft, structured, and built to survive your worst weeks.

Dark&Bitter Tees is all about embracing exhaustion, cynicism, and the beautifully bleak humor that keeps us going.

Cynicism isn’t just a mood—it’s a ritual, a vibe, and, let’s be honest, a whole personality. Our designs aren’t here to cheer you up; they’re here to say the quiet part out loud, spark a laugh, and make the daily grind slightly more tolerable. If you’re here, you probably cope with life the same way we do—and we’re glad you found us. We’re all about bold, brutally honest tees that entertain, resonate, and take the edge off, one bleak grin at a time.