Welcome to Dark&Bitter Tees.
Your daily hit of unfiltered honesty, stitched into wearable sarcasm. For people who like their humor dry, their patience limited, and their outlook delightfully grim. Where realism looks good, and cynicism finally gets the merch it deserves.
Latest Designs
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Bold of you to assume T-Shirt
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Anxiety or pre-concern T-Shirt
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I hope no one asks follow-up questions T-Shirt
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You should get out of my comfort zone T-Shirt
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The last thing my meds see T-Shirt
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My first mistake: I woke up T-Shirt
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Ancient problems, modern despair T-Shirt
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Clinically Unimpressed T-Shirt
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I love that for you. Not for me. T-Shirt
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The universe has a plan? T-Shirt
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Can’t wait to ignore this T-Shirt
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Hold on, let me pretend to care T-Shirt
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Dark&Bitter Tees is all about embracing exhaustion, cynicism, and the beautifully bleak humor that keeps us going.
Cynicism isn’t just a mood—it’s a ritual, a vibe, and, let’s be honest, a whole personality. Our designs aren’t here to cheer you up; they’re here to say the quiet part out loud, spark a laugh, and make the daily grind slightly more tolerable. If you’re here, you probably cope with life the same way we do—and we’re glad you found us. We’re all about bold, brutally honest tees that entertain, resonate, and take the edge off, one bleak grin at a time.











