This minimalist canvas tote carries Dark & Bitter’s signature side-eye in its purest form. Clean, sturdy, and quietly confrontational, it’s made to haul the things you need while judging the things you don’t. The fabric is durable without being precious, the design is intentional, and the vibe is firmly anti-cheerful.

Think of it as a functional coping device: for groceries, books you swear you’ll read, or the emotional weight of existing. No slogans screaming for attention, no forced optimism—just sharp, understated honesty in bag form. It looks just as good slung over your shoulder in public as it does sitting by the door while you debate going out at all.

This isn’t a tote that tries to fix you. It just carries your stuff and minds its business.