Clinically Unimpressed T-Shirt
Clinically Unimpressed T-Shirt
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This unisex softstyle tee wraps Dark & Bitter’s unapologetic, eye-rolling attitude in a lightweight, ridiculously comfortable fabric that works year-round. The fit is classic, the print is bold, and the whole thing feels like wearing your favorite coping mechanism. It’s the perfect everyday piece for anyone who deals with life’s chaos by laughing at it—no toxic positivity, no glittery pep talks, just sharp, stylish honesty that looks good whether you’re out in the world or hiding from it at home.
Product features
Product features
- Without side seams for a streamlined look and reduced waste.
- Ribbed neckline retains shape and stretches comfortably.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for added durability.
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton for softness and breathability.
- Ethically sourced materials ensure a sustainable choice.
Care instructions
Care instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
EU Representative
EU Representative
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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Sizing chart
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (in) | Size Tolerance (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 17 | 27 | 9 | 2 |
| S | 18 | 28 | 9 | 2 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 9 | 2 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 10 | 2 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 10 | 2 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 10 | 2 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 10 | 2 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 11 | 2 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 11 | 2 |